It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex