don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.