She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music