He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..