Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.