Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.