How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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