I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out