im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.