right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed