I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off