What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.