my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.