Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.