You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.