I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point