There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that