The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy