walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...