he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.