I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.