I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.