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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.

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(224): I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store. http://tfl.nu/th0h

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:( I'm sorry!!!

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sexual favors sorry?

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absolutely not

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(224): :( I'm sorry!!! (847): sexual favors sorry? (224): absolutely not http://tfl.nu/14ur

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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."

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(224): I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning." http://tfl.nu/k4en

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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks

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(224): dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks http://tfl.nu/taq1

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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.

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(224): I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week. http://tfl.nu/ba7c

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Whoa, Gary Coleman died

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Whatchu talkin bout?!?!

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Too soon.

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(847): Whoa, Gary Coleman died (224): Whatchu talkin bout?!?! (847): Too soon. http://tfl.nu/36gw

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Awesome. Ask her out.

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Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.

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(224): Awesome. Ask her out. (815): Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her. http://tfl.nu/pquv

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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure

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(224): I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure http://tfl.nu/kybt

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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.

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(224): Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night. http://tfl.nu/rq15

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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.

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(224): so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now. http://tfl.nu/4hn1

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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.

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(224): update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories. http://tfl.nu/22b8

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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.

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(224): States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby. http://tfl.nu/to2g

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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.

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(224): Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like. http://tfl.nu/j59v

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get to allyx's house asap

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Ok is everything ok

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Yeah, theres just lesbians

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omg yes on my way

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(224): get to allyx's house asap (312): Ok is everything ok (224): Yeah, theres just lesbians (312): omg yes on my way http://tfl.nu/mxwb

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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.

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(224): They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship. http://tfl.nu/ra28

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