so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend