You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."