I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
We left an ass print on the piano.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.