So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.