$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
only you would photoshop your dick
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.