GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.