can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?