They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.