She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.