I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
two words...techno handjob
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.