Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are