Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Dating After Heartbreak
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."