I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.