Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.