I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
thanks...oh and i got my period
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.