I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
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I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
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thanks...oh and i got my period
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.