So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
thanks...oh and i got my period
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.