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nut hugger
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Kiss
Puke
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
hotel room ftw
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
White coat. Heels.
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
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