Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.