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I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill

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(832): I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill http://tfl.nu/19kp

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Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw

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I love Texas.

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(832): Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw (281): I love Texas. http://tfl.nu/eppv

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I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.

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(832): I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up. http://tfl.nu/vunl

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We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa

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what did you steal

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frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.

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(832): We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa (281): what did you steal (832): frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list. http://tfl.nu/gckp

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I'm skeptical of all drag queens.

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(832): I'm skeptical of all drag queens. http://tfl.nu/szh0

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Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.

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I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.

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Texas should really raise its teaching standards.

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(713): Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party. (713): I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over. (832): Texas should really raise its teaching standards. http://tfl.nu/yy08

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I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?

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Knowing your life, probably not.

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(832): I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right? (303): Knowing your life, probably not. http://tfl.nu/p5sh

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super hot butfun

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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

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(832): super hot butfun (832): Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make. http://tfl.nu/zsez

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New invention idea: vibrating tampons

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(832): New invention idea: vibrating tampons http://tfl.nu/xv0s

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Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!

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Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.

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(303): Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !! (832): Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless. http://tfl.nu/apa0

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Whore.

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I was being facetious

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Don't try to hide behind big words.

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(540): Whore. (832): I was being facetious (540): Don't try to hide behind big words. http://tfl.nu/w180

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Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.

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(832): Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/kcg4

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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.

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(832): Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now. http://tfl.nu/5w4p

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I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.

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(832): I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store. http://tfl.nu/hql1

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Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!

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you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.

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(713): Hope the move went well! I'll miss you! (832): you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there. http://tfl.nu/n7dn

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