My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?