she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
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so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won