i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
yeah, it was that bad.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..