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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid

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(832): and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid http://tfl.nu/8ij1

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Jesus knows you're telling a lie.

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Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup

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(806): Jesus knows you're telling a lie. (832): Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup http://tfl.nu/yiz0

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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!

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(832): Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation! http://tfl.nu/fp0i

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Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...

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(832): Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it... http://tfl.nu/2lrl

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I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.

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(832): I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy. http://tfl.nu/4nt5

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i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.

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(832): i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml. http://tfl.nu/k21j

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Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!

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(832): Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!! http://tfl.nu/7qkz

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If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.

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(832): If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs. http://tfl.nu/152p

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What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?

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I guess God knew he was going to be bald...

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(281): What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh? (832): I guess God knew he was going to be bald... http://tfl.nu/ipcy

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moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone

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(832): moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone http://tfl.nu/qe9x

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i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.

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(832): i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life. http://tfl.nu/zh94

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'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'

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(832): 'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.' http://tfl.nu/5079

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I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"

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On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.

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(832): I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots" (832): On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep. http://tfl.nu/g6me

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Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!

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Because men are children

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Touche

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(832): Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child! (864): Because men are children (832): Touche http://tfl.nu/qtuf

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I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill

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(832): I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill http://tfl.nu/19kp

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