god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..