Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon