all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.