I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?