Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls