Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...