Less talking, more tequila
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick