Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
nutella sex= disaster