Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.