BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
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I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Sex with a fat chick.