I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.