I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in