Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
His hands were made for my vagina.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.