Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us