He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.