your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.