There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke