We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.