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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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