What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak