dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak